Plumbing the Depths

Plumbing the Depths

Well, this is going to be a niche market: A picture of a toilet should grab the attention of any plumber who’s now got MS and reads Multiple Sclerosis News Today.

Victories need to be celebrated no matter how small the Venn diagram is!

The toilet looks OK. Well, it does now because I just fixed it.

Plumbing the depths. (Photo by John Connor)

When we bought it 10 years ago, it was the height of sophistication — when you sit on it, a fan starts and pulls the air under your bottom through a filter.

The hinges are fiendishly complicated, and every five years or so, they somehow work themselves loose and reveal themselves to be a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle so impossible to solve that they might have been designed by mathematical artist M.C. Escher.

Very few people were stupid enough to have one of these behemoths fitted, so actually calling a plumber is a waste of space-time. All I know is that I’ve fixed it before, though I have no inkling how I did it. It was another hot day and I settled in for a Zen afternoon in the bathroom. Well, at least I was out of my bedroom.

I recently acquired a shower chair that is — joyously —  on wheels, so I can scoot around on it like a 2-year-old in a walker. Only this shower chair also has a built-in commode, and I’m now fully able to deal with all my ablutions myself. I draw a veil over my methodology, however, it really is a great relief to everyone that I now require no help. I’m a very grown-up 2-year-old!

It meant that I was also at exactly the right height to deal with the hinge problem. It took two hours, and as I had to pull everything apart, a thorough cleaning was also administered.

Well done, me.

At least we didn’t buy a fridge 10 years ago that had a computer built into the door. They were all the rage for a nanosecond.

Hey, we’re no mugs.

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John Connor BNS Writer
‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.
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John Connor BNS Writer
‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.

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