Do They Know It’s Not Christmas?

Do They Know It’s Not Christmas?
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Quarantine sure feels like Christmas.

The shops are stripped bare.

The streets are empty.

Family homes are stuffed with everyone returning home.

In our case, my wife rescued my youngest son from his cool digs near Hammersmith in West London on Monday, just in time. The prime minister announced a cease movement order that night! It’s something that should have been done weeks ago. The U.K. had just recorded more deaths from COVID-19 than Italy at the same stage of infection.

For those living on their own, a few days of Christmas isolation is now going to stretch to insanity — it’s not like there’s anything special on the telly for this not-festive season!

Meanwhile, families are stuck together. Luckily in our house, everyone has to keep a safe distance from me (a highly at-risk person) and each other. See what a help I am?

Agony aunts, therapists, and marriage guidance counselors are among the few industries really going to boom!

In a house of five adults — my wife, two sons, and brother-in-law with a wife in Thailand he can no longer get back to — only one has any sort of a job left.  You’re reading it. Ta. Your ever so ‘umble writer.

Still, there are advantages to this not-Christmas.

Great man of history finally being read during a suitably historic time! (Photo: John Connor)

I’ve actually started reading the book that I bought four months ago!

There are no parties that you really don’t want to go to but feel obligated.

There are no acres of fattening seasonable nibbles, as there’s no food left.

As yet, time is not weighing on anyone’s hands — we need it all to deal with this version of ’50s Eastern Europe that we’ve just been shoved into.

Long queues at food shops are made unfeasibly longer by the added 2-meter distance rule. It takes an age to get to speak to anyone in health, the government, or business.  Supermarkets are doing their best, but if you’re one of the vulnerable people, forget it. Luckily I have others able to go out and forage. Still, it would be safer for me if they didn’t have to. Keeping a 2-meter distance (about 6 feet) in many shop aisles is just impossible!

My regular supermarket for deliveries enacted a new rule this week, where vulnerable customers get dedicated delivery slots. Sounds good, except you have to phone in to prove that you are vulnerable. No way of getting through. I’d stand more chance of getting a ticket to Glastonbury (which sells out in five minutes). But that’ll be quite safe this year, as you will still be sitting in a field — you and a herd of cows. Mind you, make the wrong move and cows can get ornery!

In the end, though, let’s look to who benefits from all of this.

The Disney+ steaming service launched this week to millions of consumers in the U.K. with nothing to do. I happily succumbed!

However they picked this date, it only goes to prove that we can all still rely on that good, old-fashioned Disney Magic. Even if it’s not Christmas.

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In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – ‘Crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms’ by John Connor. Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2020 John Connor stopped producing & directing his own devised live 30 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Edge’. Ironically destroyed by the biggest news story to hit the world since 1939! He was also a UK TV Casting Director specializing in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Now he can’t even manage a step! John also writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS for Multiple Sclerosis News Today. And is now the Co-Moderator of MSNT’s MS Forum.
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Grace Frank has worked as an editor and reporter for leading American newspapers, including The New York Times, The International Herald Tribune and the Tampa Tribune. She has won numerous journalism awards, including recognition as the best education reporter in Florida (an annual honor given by the statewide teachers’ union) and was nominated for a Pulitzer Prize for an investigative series into eye surgeries wrongly conducted outside a clinical trial. Grace holds a master’s degree in international relations from the University of Chicago (attending on a full-tuition fellowship), and a bachelor’s degree in political science from Rutgers University–Newark campus.
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In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – ‘Crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms’ by John Connor. Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2020 John Connor stopped producing & directing his own devised live 30 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Edge’. Ironically destroyed by the biggest news story to hit the world since 1939! He was also a UK TV Casting Director specializing in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Now he can’t even manage a step! John also writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS for Multiple Sclerosis News Today. And is now the Co-Moderator of MSNT’s MS Forum.
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5 comments

  1. Karen Peoples says:

    Here in Michigan, people have turned their Christmas lights back on. It pays to procrastinate! I’m enjoying this “down time” with the peace and quiet. No work stress. Time to do my physical therapy exercises. Projects that have been put off for ages are getting done. I am enjoying this “holiday season”. Stay healthy!

  2. Jessie Ace says:

    You always have such an interesting outlook on life John! You’re right, it is like Christmas without the crappy tv and social pressures of gift-giving. I have to say I’m down with it. I do love your columns, great job 🙂

  3. Cyn says:

    Thanks ,John
    My days are not much different than usual ….I live alone and save my energy on more normal days to go my husband in the nursing home
    Now no visitors …so … just sitting around in my PJ’s , trying to be as careful as possible . It’s not a good time to get sick !
    The biggest problem I am having is not touching my face (as we are being told to do ) …..it is constantly itchy !
    Thanks for your uplifting posts

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