Columns Fall Down, Get Up Again- a Column by John Connor My Right Arm Is Going to Look Really Young My Right Arm Is Going to Look Really Young by John Connor | June 10, 2022 Share this article: Share article via email Copy article link I’ve just received four intramuscular Botox injections in my right arm to relieve the muscle spasticity that comes with multiple sclerosis. (OK, it wasnāt actually Botox, but Dysport, or abobotulinumtoxinA, another medication derived from the botulinum toxin to block muscle contractions.) And “my right arm is going to look really young” is the gag Iāve been cracking ever since the treatment was proposed to me by my spasticity neurologist two months ago. So when I told the bunch of comedians Iād assembled for our now annual outing of my comedy show “The Edge” about the “Botox,” they scrambled to deliver exactly the same gag. As comics, they didnāt quite believe me when I told them that they were in fact two months too late. We were actually a laid-back group, happily downing complimentary drinks and food, as I ran our “creative meeting” pre-show. It’s something Iāve been doing for over 30 years now, though I’d thought Iād never do it again. It was fun to be back, and I felt enormously better than my attempt last year. But then, I had only been out of the hospital a month after suffering from cellulitis. Recommended Reading May 4, 2022 News by Marisa Wexler, MS Cannabis ‘Highly Effective’ Against MS Symptoms, Some Users Report Maybe it was also the Dysport. It had been a week, and I could even type a bit with the aid of my right hand. (In fact, it has required a bit of effort, but I just managed this lot in italics.)Ā This was something that had been completely impossible for, at least, over two years. My doctor took great delight in informing me that the Dysport had been developed at Porton Down, the U.K.ās highly secretive germ warfare laboratory. In fact, it’s the closest weāve got to Area 51. Unless weāve got an Area 51 that is, you know, really secret. Bad luck, Yanks. The strand of botulism that was injected into my arm was first isolated in Porton Down, the U.K.ās highly secretive germ warfare laboratory, in 1946. Doubt they did it for “armless” purposes! (Photo by John Connor) I countered with this: Do you know it was created during World War I? He did. Spoilsport. Anyway, I do get to tell youse lot. A very clever German scientist named Fritz Haber led a team called “the Disinfection Unit” to introduce poison gas to the battlefield at Ypres, in modern Belgium, in 1915. He’s also remembered for creating the fixing of nitrogen, which led to artificial fertilizer and saved the future, fast-growing human population from starvation. Something of a dichotomy. The British hastily set up Porton Down to create countermeasures. Love a historical diversion. All roads lead to Rome. See ā even more history. My arm is no longer clasped across my chest like I was impersonating Napoleon (soz, I canāt stop) and now at least looks relatively normal. Though its range has increased massively compared with before, it still is extremely limited. I managed to use it briefly to hold a fork at the dinner table. Still couldnāt eat with it, though. And thereās absolutely no chance of my right hand passing the salt. Or if I spill it, shaking it over my shoulder to ward off the devil. Fortunately, as I’m an atheist, he’s not there. Note:Ā Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ is strictly a news and information website about the disease. It does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website. The opinions expressed in this column are not those ofĀ Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ or its parent company, BioNews, and are intended to spark discussion about issues pertaining to multiple sclerosis. Print This Page About the Author John Connor In the ā80s, John Connor created the first regular column about the burgeoning London stand-up scene. In 1990 he wrote a book about its effect on the Edinburgh Festival: āComics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms.ā That year he also devised and ran a live topical stand-up team show at The London Comedy Store, The Edge (It was destroyed in 2020!). In 2009 John was diagnosed with relapsing-remitting MS, which cut short his main job as a TV casting director for āBlack Books,ā āMy Family,ā et al. Now, John writes āFall Down Get Up Again,ā an irreverent journey with MS. Tags abobotulinumtoxinA, Dysport, MS treatment, muscle spasticity, neurologist Comments Patricia P. Garrett Totally Useful information! I cannot wait to share with my support group. Reply Leave a comment Fill in the required fields to post. Your email address will not be published. Your Name Your Email Your Comment Post Comment
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