Columns Fall Down, Get Up Again- a Column by John Connor In Me Shorts, Midwinter: Why a Kilt Would Be Welcome In Me Shorts, Midwinter: Why a Kilt Would Be Welcome by John Connor | February 2, 2018 Share this article: Share article via email Copy article link It was Burns Night last week, which is always a joy. I love whisky and am very partial to haggis (tricky to source, as we only buy the outdoor roving haggis!). A few years before MS hit, I went to a Burns Night supper where the only thing missing was bagpipes — beyond the ken for a bunch of Sassenachs to organize. The haggis, though, was addressed (we read Burns poetry to it) and I had borrowed a pucker kilt from my Scottish brother-in-law. I’ve never wanted to be Scottish, though I’ve spent more time in Edinburgh (a product of a misspent youth in the arts) than any other city in the world, apart from London. My one published book, “Comics,” was all about standup comedy at the Edinburgh Festival. In me shorts midwinter. (Courtesy of John Connor Yet now I would dearly appreciate a Scottish ancestry, so that the kilt could be my winter garb. The reason? My functional electronic stimulation (FES) device. I got one last March, and found within a few weeks that the thing was easier to manage while wearing shorts. Yes, I have tried it with long trousers, but if a wire pops out or an electrode peels off your legs, that’s it. Walk over. I spent a weekend at a luxury hotel last year for my 60th birthday and thought long trousers were definitely fitting. They made using my FES machine a nightmare — I’ve been in shorts ever since! I could do with some new ones. Roll on, summer. To make shorts more palatable winter wear, I’ve taken to wearing that ’70s stalwart: leg warmers. Strangely, the ones that work best really do claim to be for teenage girls — I’m definitely a fraud. Curiously, the first joke I ever had performed by a professional comic involved this garment. The early ’80s were a time when fashion was in one of its melange moments. The New Romantics were about to burst out, but for now ’60s, ’70s, punk and post-punk fashions co-existed. A lot of explanation for a gag that worked for that brief moment of time. Comic points to a lithe audience member: “You’re only wearing leg warmers to hide your flares!” Boom … *** Note: Multiple Sclerosis News Today is strictly a news and information website about the disease. It does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website. The opinions expressed in this column are not those of Multiple Sclerosis News Today or its parent company, BioNews Services, and are intended to spark discussion about issues pertaining to multiple sclerosis. Print This Page About the Author John Connor In the ‘80s, John Connor created the first regular column about the burgeoning London stand-up scene. In 1990 he wrote a book about its effect on the Edinburgh Festival: “Comics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms.” That year he also devised and ran a live topical stand-up team show at The London Comedy Store, The Edge (It was destroyed in 2020!). In 2009 John was diagnosed with relapsing-remitting MS, which cut short his main job as a TV casting director for “Black Books,” “My Family,” et al. Now, John writes “Fall Down Get Up Again,” an irreverent journey with MS. Tags FES Comments Bill Dolighan say more please about "flares". Never heard of it. Reply John Connor The staple trousers of hippy culture - maybe in the US they were know as bellbottoms? But I think 'flares' was fairly universal. Reply Bill Dolighan FES or functional electronic stimulation- where might I find out more about this? Reply John Connor If you're States based a fellow patient columnist, Mike Knight, corresponded with me recently re FES devices and stated 'I tried both Walkaide and BioNess, seem to prefer Walkaide'. So maybe start a net search with these names. Reply Leave a comment Fill in the required fields to post. Your email address will not be published. Your Name Your Email Your Comment Post Comment
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