Columns Fall Down, Get Up Again- a Column by John Connor The Smog of Tax Returns: An MS Fairy Tale The Smog of Tax Returns: An MS Fairy Tale Living with MS and searching for invoices, Daddy Bear has reason to growl by John Connor | September 23, 2022 Share this article: Share article via email Copy article link Once upon a time, children, there was a very grumpy bear who kept a low-level, incessant growl going all day. And often, well into the night, too. If his family were lucky, this would only last about a week, but usually it would last a lot longer. He was snappy to be around. Dinners became high dramas. Family life was awful. This happened around the same time every year. It was when he did the annual tax returns. You see, Daddy Bear and Mummy Bear ran a business together. Then one day, children, something happened to the Daddy Bear called multiple sclerosis (MS), and he couldnāt manage to do the tax returns alone anymore. The intense concentration needed was now beyond him. At least he didnāt get his yearly sore throat from all that growling. Even big brown bears have their limits. Recommended Reading August 22, 2022 News by Marta Figueiredo, PhD MS Spasticity Therapy Baclofen Helps to Repair Myelin: Early Study What he really found annoying was that Mummy Bear, though she too got stressed, was far more efficient at it all. She presented the raw figures in a more professional way for their Accountant Crow, who peered imperiously over them, adjusted the numbers to fit both the prevailing and ever-changing tax laws. The other advantage of employing an Accountant Crow, besides his superior numeracy skills, was that he then neatly pecked out the finished documents and promptly fluttered his wings to deliver them back for Mummy Bear and Daddy Bear to sign. This also gave Accountant Crow his necessary workout for the day. Very handy, or more aptly, very wing-tippy. All would finally be packaged up and put into the greyhound post. Birds may be faster, but they just couldnāt manage the weight of postal volume. Bird telegrams had been axed because they just didnāt make a profit. Yup, they’d made soaring losses. There was a rumor that at least one incredibly secretive public school still maintained its own owl post. No one knew where it was, though Scotland was a distinct possibility. The Scots were always a mysterious lot. Last week was the dreaded tax week. Both Mummy Bear and Daddy Bear hated it so much because they never stayed on top of invoices throughout the year. Everything was a lot worse as Daddy Bearās MS conveniently made it impossible for him to handle anything he was extremely bored by. Strange, hey. MS fog hadnāt really been a problem since heād been prescribed modafinil (brand name Provigil) years and years ago. Last week it was. Daddy Bear spent two whole days researching just a few things. It took him forever to stumble through the old-fashioned London pea-souper 1950s coal-fired smogĀ of his brain to find where everything was. Indeed, Mummy Bear told him to stop as she could tell he was now slurring his words. He was hopelessly lost in the smog at a time when GPS hadn’t been invented. The MS smog cleared overnight ā blown away perhaps by his dreams. The recalcitrant figures actually turned out to be blindingly obvious in the now bright sunshine of his day. Mummy Bear could now quickly finish everything. It probably helped that she’d made breakfast porridge for both of them, as well as, of course, for Baby Bear. Please note that Baby Bear had just turned 40! Things were even better as they’d learned to lock all their windows and doors, then hold their bowls tightly. Goldilocks could wail all she liked ā she wasnāt getting in. Note:Ā Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ is strictly a news and information website about the disease. It does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice,Ā diagnosis, orĀ treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website. The opinions expressed in this column are not those ofĀ Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ or its parent company, BioNews, and are intended to spark discussion about issues pertaining to multiple sclerosis. Print This Page About the Author John Connor In the ā80s, John Connor created the first regular column about the burgeoning London stand-up scene. In 1990 he wrote a book about its effect on the Edinburgh Festival: āComics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms.ā That year he also devised and ran a live topical stand-up team show at The London Comedy Store, The Edge (It was destroyed in 2020!). In 2009 John was diagnosed with relapsing-remitting MS, which cut short his main job as a TV casting director for āBlack Books,ā āMy Family,ā et al. Now, John writes āFall Down Get Up Again,ā an irreverent journey with MS. Tags living with MS Comments MADELINE l NEWTON love it great way to tell about the fog we can get and at times really bad ...love it ...you have a great way of showing and telling about the problems we have ..take care and be safe...thank you for all of this and of course all of your posts... Reply John Connor Ta v. much. Reply AMc Sheer brilliance...it's easy to forget that this is about something Negative...your writing makes such easy reading! Take good care of yourself. Reply John Connor Ta v. much also [I'd blush if my ego thought this wasn't warranted...] Reply John Connor Ta - I'd blush if my ego thought this wasn't warranted... Reply Leave a comment Fill in the required fields to post. Your email address will not be published. Your Name Your Email Your Comment Post Comment
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