Columns Fall Down, Get Up Again- a Column by John Connor Reflections from the front line: Dying, an atheist (a)muses Reflections from the front line: Dying, an atheist (a)muses MS, UTIs, and COVID-19 led to my near-death experience by John Connor | March 17, 2023 Share this article: Share article via email Copy article link If you noticed my sudden disappearance, it wasn’t because I was sacked. Surprising, I know. Just “MS MIA” ā missing in action with multiple sclerosis. While raving in the hospital, I was suddenly moved to my own private room. In Britainās National Health Service (NHS), this could only mean one thing: I was set for the offski. You donāt get the luxury of a private room for nothing. Well, actually, you do ā everything is still free in the bosom of our all-enveloping mother, the NHS. However, that mother now has 10 jobs to do and is drowning financially. She certainly aināt got the cash for no day care. We citizens are now all medical latchkey kids. I’d been hospitalized because the urinary tract infections lurking in my bladder had finally won, like I always thought they would. Hey-ho. Recommended Reading March 6, 2023 Columns by Ed Tobias MS News Notes: Briumvi, vitamin D, CNM-Au8 Now a porter was dragging my bed along for an X-ray. Not even his standard joke of “Hands in for the ride, sir” got a response from me. I was a blubbering mess. Is that what it feels like to die? I had just spent three weeks in a fever-driven fugue and thought I was surely beyond help. Only the gloom of death made any sense. The porter had heard all of this many times before. It was as hackneyed as his joke. We both sensibly ignored each other. Back in my room, I wiled away a few hours trying unsuccessfully to phone my wife to say goodbye and tell her how much I loved her. A melodramatic diva to the last. Thatās what a lifetimeās involvement in the arts gets you. Luckily, the technology was beyond me. Unsurprising, as I couldn’t even drink on my own at that point. ‘Rage, rage’ Some 12 hours of this circling madness ensued. I was screaming into the night for no good reason, except to perhaps follow Welsh poet Dylan Thomasā advice to “not go gentle into that good night.” Nothing made sense anymore ā especially my Audible books, which I was somehow still able to play. They started off all right but soon turned into an aggressive alien language that both fixated me and pinned me to my sweat-soaked bed in fright. I was lost. Twelve hours later, a nurse came into my room. It turned out I’d been separated from everyone else because the hospital staff thought I had COVID-19. I did, but it certainly wasnāt about to kill me! After a few more raving days, my Audible books suddenly changed back to English inside my very ears. My only COVID-19 legacy was that my hands felt like they were covered with slug juice for weeks afterward. If they actually had been, Iād have qualified as the worst mutant of all time. Ryan Reynolds of “Deadpool” fame could stop whining about “Green Lantern” and just cast me in his next extravaganza. A boy can still dream-rave. Note:Ā Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ is strictly a news and information website about the disease. It does not provide medical advice,Ā diagnosis, orĀ treatment. This content is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice,Ā diagnosis, orĀ treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on this website. The opinions expressed in this column are not those ofĀ Multiple Sclerosis News TodayĀ or its parent company, BioNews, and are intended to spark discussion about issues pertaining to multiple sclerosis. Print This Page About the Author John Connor In the ā80s, John Connor created the first regular column about the burgeoning London stand-up scene. In 1990 he wrote a book about its effect on the Edinburgh Festival: āComics: A Decade of Comedy at the Assembly Rooms.ā That year he also devised and ran a live topical stand-up team show at The London Comedy Store, The Edge (It was destroyed in 2020!). In 2009 John was diagnosed with relapsing-remitting MS, which cut short his main job as a TV casting director for āBlack Books,ā āMy Family,ā et al. Now, John writes āFall Down Get Up Again,ā an irreverent journey with MS. Tags death Comments Leave a comment Fill in the required fields to post. Your email address will not be published. Your Name Your Email Your Comment Post Comment
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