Living with MS is not just ‘all or nothing,’ but I kind of wish it were

Recognizing and managing the frustrations that come with a life 'in between'

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A few — OK, many — years ago, I played the lead in a production of “Oklahoma!” Don’t get excited; it wasn’t on Broadway or anything like that. It was a high school production, and I suspect I only landed the role because I could sing — and probably because it had the fewest dancing scenes. Even more than 20 years before my multiple sclerosis (MS) diagnosis, my coordination and sense of rhythm weren’t exactly tiptop.

My memory doesn’t have much rhythm, either, but it was better then, so I had little trouble memorizing my lines and song lyrics. To this day, I remember many of them. Strangely enough, the song I remember the best, even after all this time, wasn’t even sung by my character. It was “All Er Nothin‘,” and these are some of the lyrics:

“With me it’s all or nuthin’

Is it all or nuthin’ with you?

It cain’t be ‘in between’

It cain’t be ‘now and then.'”

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Of course, the song has nothing to do with MS. In the musical, it’s about setting the boundaries of a romantic relationship. My relationship with multiple sclerosis is anything but romantic, and I wish I could set some boundaries. Irritatingly enough, MS doesn’t seem to abide by boundaries. I often find myself wishing that it was “all or nuthin’,” too, because I don’t like either “in between” or “now and then.”

I know that all-or-nothing thinking is mostly flawed, but MS seems to bring that out in me like nothing else. I feel as though I’m half-sick, and I don’t like it. In my mind, I’m neither completely healthy nor completely ill. Naturally, I’d rather be completely healthy, but I sometimes find myself wishing this disease would just pick one or the other. A lukewarm drink or meal can be extremely unpleasant. Apparently, so can a lukewarm illness.

I’m not paralyzed, but I can’t walk and I have limited use of my hands and arms. When double vision (diplopia) occurs, I usually close one eye to compensate. That doesn’t make me half-blind, but it’s unpleasantly between all or nothing. My bladder and bowel control is in that “in between” spot, too. Some control is better than none, but all might be nice. Fatigue is a completely unpredictable “now and then,” which only makes it even more difficult to explain.

Please understand, I’m grateful for what I have. I don’t actually want to be all-the-way disabled, but being half-abled can be frustrating. If any of your disabilities are invisible, you probably find it even more so.

When it comes to all or nothing, the most important thing to me is that I have all the love and support of my friends and family. Because of that, I’ll never be just half-happy.


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Brian O avatar

Brian O

Try LDN for ms. I feel it’s helping me. It’s very inexpensive Less than .90/pill.

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Benjamin Hofmeister

Thanks Brian! My disease process is stable, I just need a way to heal (remyelinate?) the damage.

Ben

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Nancy avatar

Nancy

Hi Ben
I understand that frustration of being “half sick”. I’m still fairly mobile so for me it kicks in when I have a day or sometimes two days in a row when I can do something like gardening or maybe pool walking and it goes well and I get really hopeful. Then out of the blue I’m unable to do either things at all. I then fall into the trap of trying to remember exactly what I did, or ate or did I sleep well etc. so I can replicate those days.
No, that’s MS. Frustrating at all levels.

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Benjamin Hofmeister

Hi Nancy!

Consistently inconsistent is so frustratingly frustrating! I've lost count of how many times I've thought, "I feel pretty good today. If I feel like this tomorrow, I'm going to _____".

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Marion Jones

I'm with you there Benjamin. I have RRMS, feel I can't really complain - had diplopia in the past then optic neuritis. Sight never fully recovered in one eye. Fatigue is such a bind. And for me it also the bowel control. And that has made me now infuriatingly anxious whenever i have to leave the house. I am doing a course with Moonrise Hypopressives which is a breathing technique which is slowly helping my poor old pelvic floor! But....I look ok! I am self-employed and manage to work for a few days. And we manage, we have to - but it took me a long time of denial to accept it!

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Benjamin Hofmeister

Thank you Marion! Fair warning,I may have to steal "infuriatingly anxious".

You absolutely can complain and you absolutely should. Complaining is expressing a problem and looking for an answer or solution. Maybe we should all do more.

Ben

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Heather avatar

Heather

I always look forward to your articles. So relatable. Thank you!

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Benjamin Hofmeister

Thanks Heather! I wish it wasn't relatable, but I'm glad I'm not alone.

Ben

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Peggy Wills avatar

Peggy Wills

EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL!!

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Benjamin Hofmeister

Thanks for relating Peggy!

(I wish we didn't)

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