Hair We Go Again

Hair We Go Again

I can’t quite remember when I got hooked on the writings of Jack London, but I don’t think I’ve ever quite shaken off his Nietzschean-inspired “Superman” ethos. It comes in handy for surviving in the wilds of the winter in the Yukon and forcing yourself to build a fire. (I’m referring to the 1902 version of “To Build a Fire.” Spoiler: the protagonist survives.) Not so much when trying to push through the restrictions MS can throw at you whenever it feels like.

I haven’t had my hair cut since Halloween, as doing so is a major kerfuffle. Besides getting downstairs, I then have to be eased into my teeny scooter, which needs to have the battery fitted and tested for power. It was bought in the days I could strip it down and put it into the back of the car. Those days are long gone, as indeed is my then-slimmer body.

The side gate also has to be opened and a car moved. Then, I’m off on my adventure — Rubens would have gotten a kick out of the sight!

Saturday was lovely; the weather is ridiculous in the U.K. this week. We’ve just experienced the warmest February day in our recorded history at 21.2 degrees Celsius (70 F)! Exactly a year ago, it was extremely cold with “The Beast from the East,” weather imported from Siberia. The media haven’t come up with a sobriquet for our Sahara-induced pleasantness, so how about “The camel has a coat — you won’t need one!” OK, OK, not as catchy.

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I was feeling terrible on Saturday but decided to push on through. I would build that fire. I struggled down the stairs. Halfway down, the doorbell rang and one of my nephews showed up. He came up and helped me. I got to the bottom, too, then tipped backward gently, kept in control by his strong hands.

I’d gone for Jack London glory, but unfortunately, it was the 1908 version. In that one, spoiler alert, the character dies! I have a blow-up cushion to get me upright in these circumstances. Unfortunately, having not used it for months, I hadn’t noticed it was no longer charging. Luckily, all of my nephews are strong lads, and James is no exception. He hefted me up onto the stairs’ lower landing and then onto my wheelchair.

The expedition was over.

The next day was even warmer. I was feeling stronger. My family was again around to help.

I made it.

My hair was cut by a former Iraqi Kurd refugee who had recently obtained his British passport.

He was also a fervent supporter of Brexit!

I’m not.

We might both be British, but we didn’t have a British conversation.

Neither of us mentioned the weather!

Hair-raising! (Courtesy of John Connor)

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‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.
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‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.

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