I’m Too Busy to Think About MS

I’m Too Busy to Think About MS

Well, it’s not a cure, but working hard sure takes my mind off MS.

In fact, I’m so rushed off my feet (irony intended!) I’m not sure I have time to write this. But if I stop and ruminate, then my bedroom turns from a frenetic office into a prison cell again. Albeit with a laptop, TV, and a mobile phone I don’t have to hide. I really don’t have the requisite balance!

Instead, I’m moving seamlessly from one job to another, keeping busy, and I’m only now thinking about MS because this is a column about it.

Literally — Catch-22.

Luckily my working life has always been about writing, organizing, phone calls, and throwing ideas around until one of them sticks. Technological changes have also been mighty handy. I can now run a business with my mobile phone. We still keep a landline going at home — often, I’m in no position to answer it. It is a fail-safe — if everyone has fallen asleep when I get home from work late, I can wake someone up from my taxi. Mobile phones, despite their innumerable capabilities, just can’t do that.

The first job I can remember doing was a painter on a building site — my brother-in-law runs his own business as one. Most people don’t choose to live the la-di-da life of an “artiste.” I certainly didn’t immerse myself in the creative arts because I didn’t expect that one day I wouldn’t be able to manage anything else.

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It does, though, give me an exterior life — one where compromises to physically dealing with my increasing disability have to be made. Yet, regarding the work I do, no compromises are, or should, be made.

So, if you feel trapped by this disease, try something creative, within the confines of whatever your body can do. It doesn’t have to be successful — nearly everything isn’t. How else would Netflix have amassed so many cheap, bad films?

In one of the first exercise groups I joined, I met a former art teacher who could no longer paint with her right hand. She buckled down and learned to paint with her left. She must have been a formidable teacher!

One year she designed Xmas cards to raise money for the charity that organized our group. And she asked me for copy to go inside. She never used the joke that I wrote because it was rude. Quelle surprise!

I’ll leave you with my (rejected) joke:

“I self-catheterize, and I work in comedy — so I’m one of the few who really does take the piss out of himself!”

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‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.
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‘In 1982 John Connor was a stand up, sketch writer & journalist – crap at all three he decided whilst watching a man performing with a paper bag on his head that as nobody else was going to write about stand up he would’. ‘Comics’ Papermac 1990. In 2009 John Connor was diagnosed with MS. In 2017 John Connor still produces/directs his own live 27 year old resident topical comedy show at London’s Comedy Store – ‘The Cutting Edge’. He was also a leading UK Casting Director specialising in comedy – including one of the hippest shows ‘Black Books’ [double BAFTA winning Situation Comedy Award] & for at least a decade the biggest sitcom on British TV ‘My Family’. TV & MS was a step too far – and we know how hard any step can be. Luckily his satirical show was a built in part time job & with the election of Trump is now in the zeitgeist. John now writes “Fall Down Get Up Again” – an irreverent journey with MS.

7 comments

  1. Daniel says:

    Awesome punch line! Good advice too, I will have to end my working career shortly and the biggest challenge will be …what next? Losing the ability to regularly use both hands limits the choice, I don’t think tying fishing flies is going to be viable.

  2. June Turnbull says:

    I have had MS for 41 years now. I taught for 10 years of that, then did a bit with the YTS, then went back to teaching as a peripatetic teacher, part time. Very happy to give that up the driving was getting me down searched for an at home type job NOW I write children’s books, have them published possibly the hardest bit but I managed and without an agent another hard bit. Books go in the shops in February with more to follow I loved to write even if sometimes I have to use the speaker type writer and I love doing the research. At last I am filling my time with useful work the children get to read, mums and dads get to liksten to their kids and I get paid! Win, win

  3. Donna says:

    The best advice I was given after my MS diagnosis 2 years ago, was “put your head down and GO!. I too had to give up my job prematurely but the days are full with whatever I can do at the time.

  4. I have had MS for 32 years, and am doing pretty well-all things considered. I did have to leave a job I loved, due to cognitive issues. I love comedy and I often remind myself that I got two degrees in the same month. MS and my MBA!
    So, it’s not THAT funny, but it’s clean!

  5. joan higgins says:

    Oh how I love John Connor! Dont get me wrong Im happily married…..most of the time….well some of the time! He nearly makes me glad for this shitty disease to have visited. I did say nearly didnt I…dratted short term memory drives one bonkers! Keep it up John ..we all love your columns!

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