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The Smog of Tax Returns: An MS Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, children, there was a very grumpy bear who kept a low-level, incessant growl going all day. And often, well into the night, too. If his family were lucky, this would only last about a week, but usually it would last a lot longer. He was snappy…

My Wife Says I Should Follow My Own (MS) Advice

I have to be honest: I havenā€™t always been honest. I donā€™t always practice what I preach. My wife called me out on that as we watched an interview I did recently about multiple sclerosis on Montel Williams’ podcast. ā€œYou should follow your own advice,ā€ she told me.

All Quiet on the MS Front ā€” Well, Nearly

Note: The second half of this column details digestive symptoms that may make readers uncomfortable.Ā  In the five years that Iā€™ve written this “irreverent journey with multiple sclerosis (MS),” quoting from my very own bio at the foot of this column, I think Iā€™ve only covered this “quiet”…

An Interpretation of My MS Dreams: What Freud Might Say

I studied psychology in college, but haven’t thought much about Sigmund Freud since then. I did the other night, though. I had a couple of puzzling dreams. Thinking about them after I woke up and putting a little of that college psychology to work, the puzzle became less puzzling. I…

Is Life a Form of Physical Therapy for PPMS?

I guess the short answer to the headline’s question is ā€œIt depends.ā€ After my primary progressive multiple sclerosis (PPMS) diagnosis in March 2021, when I was 58, I had many questions that could be collected into the five W’s: who, what, when, where, and why. I’ll throw in…

Need Help Choosing the Right Medication to Treat Your MS?

It’s not easy choosing a multiple sclerosis (MS) medication. There are shots and pills and intravenous infusions. The National Multiple Sclerosis Society lists more than 20 disease-modifying therapies (DMTs) on its website. Some, such as Lemtrada (alemtuzumab), Ocrevus (ocrelizumab), and Tysabri (natalizumab), have proven to…

My Stubbornness Has Helped and Hindered Me in Life With MS

Thereā€™s a slight chance that I might be stubborn. I donā€™t really see it, but my wife, parents, siblings, relatives, friends, and former teammates all seem to think so. I personally think that theyā€™re mistaking my drive and strong willpower for stubbornness, but I suppose I respect their opinions enough…

Thanks to MS Progression, My Weight Became a Problem

My weight went off the scale when my multiple sclerosis (MS) meant that I could no longer safely get on the scale. This was probably about four years ago. In them there halcyon days (for me, anyway), I still shared our second-floor bedroom (first-floor, for those of us here…

Researchers Hit a Bump on the BTK Inhibitor Road

A little over a year ago, I wrote about whether Bruton’s tyrosine kinase inhibitors (BTKi’s) might be the next big thing in multiple sclerosis (MS) treatments. BTKi’s are small molecules that selectively block an enzyme thatā€™s important for the activation of B-cells in the immune system and…

Column Saved by the Same Olā€™ Side Effect to an Antibiotic

This headline is a bit of a cheat. OK, itā€™s a big cheat. When youā€™ve been writing a column for five years, thereā€™s immense satisfaction when youā€™ve finished it each week. Thereā€™s even more when itā€™s passed through the editing process. Sometimes this can get somewhat tricky. The trouble is…

Do You Cry and Don’t Know Why? It Might Be PBA

I often see posts on social media from people with multiple sclerosis asking if crying for no reason is an MS symptom. It can be. Laughing for no reason can be, too. Both can be severe, persistent, unremitting, and unpredictable. The medical name for this is…

Morse Code Keeps My MS Mind in Gear

I speak Morse code. It’s my second language, and I’m fluent. I’ve been speaking Morse code since I got my ham radio license nearly 63 years ago. (My call letters are KR3E.) At first, I received what was sent at a very slow speed of five words per minute,…

Seeing Double, and Iā€™m Not Even Drunk!

I only had my glasses for two years, yet reading anything on my phone was now nigh impossible. Still, it did cure my Facebook and Twitter addiction. Yer, yer, Iā€™m old. (Iā€™m 64, you know.) Sure, Iā€™ve written this before ā€” surely thatā€™s a free pass for us aged folk.